Showing posts with label Husband Wife Joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Husband Wife Joke. Show all posts

Friday, 18 January 2013

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"
 
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007
 
models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$80,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
 
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is???!!!"

Thursday, 17 January 2013

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
"You know, I was a fool when I married you.
" She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn't notice."
Banta: Je Tu Dasde Ki Is Bag Vich Ki Hai To Sare Ande Tere,
Je Tu Dasde Kinne Hai To 8 De 8 Tere.
Santa: Koi Hint?
Husband asks:Do u know d meaning of WIFE? 
It means,Without Information Fighting Everytime
Wife replies-No,
It means,With Idiot For Ever!