Thursday 31 January 2013

Moral

"A Girl asked Pappu ! ! !
Woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain
Pappu: Legs
Girl:Woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai or meri pant main nahin hai ?
Pappu : Paisay
Girl : Woh kia hai jo loug din main karne ke bajaye raat ko bistar pai kartai hain ?
Pappu : Neend
Girl : Woh kia hai jo larki pehli baar karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai?
Pappu: Kaan main chaid
MORAL: Aap bhi apni niyat pappu ki tarha saaf rakhia..."

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